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Medical Advice:
Finally a good doctor !


Question: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life, is this true?
Answer: Your heart is good for a given number of beats, that's all ... Do not waste them in years! Everything stops for a day. Make your heart beat faster does not lengthen your life is like saying that we could extend the life of a car by driving faster! Want to live longer? Take a nap!


Q: Should we restrict meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You need to stick to logic! What eats a cow? Hay and corn! What are they? Plant! So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of transfer of plants to your body! You want some cereal grains? Eat chicken! A pork chop will give you the equivalent of 100% of the recommended daily dose of vegetables!


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine and most spirits are made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that is to say that there is at least in the grape, so you will gain even more benefit. Beer is also made from grains. Do not miss out!


Q: How do we calculate the ratio of body fat?
A: Well, you have a body and fat, the ratio is one to one. If you have the equivalent of two bodies, the ratio is two to one, etc..


Q: What are the interests of regular programs of physical exercise?
A: I see none, sorry .. My philosophy is: No pain .... What happiness!


Q: The fries are not they bad for us?
A: You do not listen! ... Today, foods are fried in vegetable oil. They are impregnated, then how do you only absorb more plants is harmful to you?


Q: Does the abs can help prevent against a possible thickening of the waist?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle it gets bigger. You should therefore sit-ups if you want a bigger waistline!


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans: Another vegetable! Moreover, it is the food anti-depression par excellence!


Q: Is swimming is good for silhouette?
A: If swimming was good for your figure, explain to me the size of whales?


Q: Does being fit is important for my health?
A: Sure! And 'Round is a shape like another!



For those who watch what they eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health! What a relief to finally know the truth after all these contradictory studies:

1. The Japanese eat little fat, drink sake and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans!

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat, drink Tequila and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans!

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine (we do not know what they eat) and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans!

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine, eating pasta with eggs and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans!

5. The Germans drink lots of beer, eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans!

6. The Dutch eat lots of butter and cheese fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

7. Belgians eat lots of fries with mayonnaise and drinking Mosel-black currant and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

8. The English eat lots of mutton fat and tapas oil and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

9. Poles drink more, eat less and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

10. The French eat and drink a combination of the foregoing and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink
anything you want.

AND REMEMBER:
"Life should not be a long journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a beautifully preserved body. Life should rather constantly slipping - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other -
should still enjoy it and finally reach the end of the journey, body worn out, and to exclaim in one last breath: 'Ah! It was a great adventure, a great trip! "



Morality: The wine here is better than the water beyond.